so i was looking around on fanfiction.net, curious to see some of these so-called amusing summaries for harry potter ficlets.

i never got that far.

i found the video game section.

xthebigp: holy crap!
xthebigp: secret of mana fan fiction?!
xthebigp: dragon warrior monsters fan fiction?!?!?!?!?
xthebigp: CONKERS BAD FUR DAY FAN FICTION?????
xthebigp: WTF!
xthebigp: MANIC FRICKIN MINER FANFICTION??!?!?!?!?
xthebigp: i can't handle this.
xthebigp: their are 54 different pong fanfics.
xthebigp: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2450594/1/
xthebigp: I CANT
xthebigp: HANDLE
xthebigp: THIS
xthebigp: how can these EXIST???????
xthebigp: there are 5,862 kingdom heart fanfics
xthebigp: just so you know.
xthebigp: *dies*
xthebigp: QUEST 64
xthebigp: MY GOD
TheLizo: hahahahaha
xthebigp: TWO PEOPLE ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO WRITE QUEST 64 FAN FICTION
xthebigp: WHY
xthebigp: WHY WHY
xthebigp: WHY.
xthebigp: WHY!
TheLizo: hahahahaha
xthebigp: why?!??!?!;slakfjasdgczm,flkj;wqli5jerpoiudf